Our First Married Christmas

Christmas 2012—I was exhausted and preparing food for forty people. There were certain points in the process that I thought I was going temporarily insane. I mean really- I felt like I was hallucinating. Partly because I was cooking for wayyyy too many people and the other part because our first married Christmas turned out to be our only married Christmas without a kiddo. Okay, don’t be too surprised (blog title duh)

Yep, I whizzed on a stick (and part of my hand) and my entire life changed. It was funny because I wasn’t really expecting it, but I did think it was a nice Christmas gift for my husband- who going forward will have to get some type of nickname- He is simply over the moon with the idea. And as one of my Christmas gifts bought me Hello Kitty pjs in a size large. LOL. I am excited too, but probably a little more shocked than anything. We found out about a week before Christmas and promised that we would not tell anyone what was going on for quite some time. I am writing all of these blog posts in the meantime until we go public LOL

So this fab momma is gonna have a wee one. I really wanted to blog about pregnancy and child rearing when you think you have got it going on and that all comes to a SCREECHING HALT. SO this blog will consist of all types of jumbled randomness. It will have baby stuff, family, friends, opinion pieces, news updates, recipes, a smattering for the readers I say. I hope you enjoy going on this little nifty journey with me. If you know me or used to read my old blog – you already know I am crazy as the dickens so you can only imagine what is in store.

Oh and Christmas went off without a hitch- everyone loved the food that I D’Jangoed over and all was right with the world.



She’s Backkkkkk

Haha, yep I am back from my little mini hiatus from blogging. It was just TOO much going on and oh how I have missed letting my words dance across the page.

So interestingly, there is a lot going on in my world (per the usual) but my hiatus stemmed from a bunch of mess, coupled with a new marriage, but mainly mess.

It seems that there are some people in the world who were not too fond of my oldie but goodie blog because of random words like Mofos and WTH and all things that at this point I wish (ohhhh how I wish) that I would have spelled out in full. This resulted in a very Law and Orderesque scenario, which was just too foolish for me to waste a whole lot of words. Instead of allowing my fabulous blog to lose its integrity and be dragged through the dirt-I deleted it. Yep, sure did. Luckily, I have a few saved (not many out of 300, but enough to randomly pop them up on here). Anyhoo, what burns me up the most is that instead of people looking at all of the good I did with the blog…HELLO Breast Cancer Awareness, World AIDS Day, posts about my Mom and Grandma, etc, these jerkface losers decide to focus on drinking (Mimosas and champagne mind you, which are very classy I must say) and my other silly foolishness. But enough about that- I am on to bigger and better. AND IN CASE YOU ARE THE LAME WHO WAS READING THE LAST TIME AND FELT THE NEED TO REPORT–I HAVE A FRIEND AND HER NAME IS KARMA.

In other news, another reason it took me so long to come back is because the blogosphere is OFF THE CHAIN. I write to write- others do not. They write for #s, FB likes, comments, and all types of other stuff that my life does not have the time for at all. It was getting pretty intense and it had me questioning my craft, but in all reality I love writing. I went to school for it. So no matter how the thirst flows around on the world wide web, I will still be little old me. Either way- I did buy a domain (blogger jargon) for another blog I was going to start and then well what do you know –life happened to me and I wanted to do this blog instead.

Man this is getting long-told you I have missed you 🙂

Alright, for returning readers YAY. New readers HEY and everyone in between if you are a hater- kick several rocks.